At my age flowers scare me.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.